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Sep 2

(Source: daily-marvel)

Sep 2

It takes a great deal of of  b r a v e r y  to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our  f r i e n d s .

(Source: aaronpaauls)

Sep 1

ophelia-tagloff:

ophelia-tagloff:

Tom Hiddleston swears in Elizabethan English when he gets over-excited.

It is also the only language he dreams in and speaks at home.

Also during sex.

Sep 1
sparklinggayspider:

meltingpenguins:

fuchsimeon:

chenisthebestkitty:

melonenbrot:

ehrlich mal wer zum fick ist für den plot solcher sendungen verantwortlich

Translation:
“During the birthday celebration of her husband, Sabine suddenly collapses as the mobile phone controlled vibrator that she uses that evening is activated by a call. The malicious detail: The vibrator has been primed with deathly snake poison! Although it is not Sabines own vibrator, but that of her best friend Anna. Did Anna kill her own best friend, or was ist all a tragic mistake?”
TV program at noon in Germany.

I sometimes forget that show exists…

I wanna see THAT on CSI

So proud to be german |D

Is this an older episode? Because I think I’ve actually seen this one…

sparklinggayspider:

meltingpenguins:

fuchsimeon:

chenisthebestkitty:

melonenbrot:

ehrlich mal wer zum fick ist für den plot solcher sendungen verantwortlich

Translation:

“During the birthday celebration of her husband, Sabine suddenly collapses as the mobile phone controlled vibrator that she uses that evening is activated by a call. The malicious detail: The vibrator has been primed with deathly snake poison! Although it is not Sabines own vibrator, but that of her best friend Anna. Did Anna kill her own best friend, or was ist all a tragic mistake?”

TV program at noon in Germany.

I sometimes forget that show exists…

I wanna see THAT on CSI

So proud to be german |D

Is this an older episode? Because I think I’ve actually seen this one…

Sep 1

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

I’m in tears

Sep 1
Sep 1

(Source: dearhufflepuff)

Sep 1

I’m only interested in the simple things. Like how much this is going to hurt!

(Source: claraoswin)

Sep 1

(insp.)

(Source: chrisruffalo)

Sep 1

(Source: hiddlesy)

Sep 1

Fuck, my tea.

- me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

Sep 1

sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

Sep 1

shakespearelove:

adamcansuckme:

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

I gotta admit I got turned on by a racoon saying oh yeah

Well, Coop’s voice is pretty fucking hot.

(Source: communified)

Sep 1

Reblog if you’re insecure with how you look.

The amount of notes on this makes me sad.

isn’t everyone?

(Source: boys-and-suicide)

Sep 1

just press play, you will not regretimage

having an impromptu dance party in my kitchen to this to fight off a trigger